Welcome to Back House Productions. You are probably thinking (although, contrary to popular belief, I have no real way of knowing), "What can Back House do for me?" Well, that depends on what you are willing to let Back House do for you.

Back House Productions is all about educating and entertaining. Mostly the prior as the latter is more of a naturally occuring side effect of everything we do. We are motivated only by the selfish desire of wanting to make the world a better place. Neither money, sluts, power, nor fame cloud our majestic vision of how the world should be.

Of course you may not agree with our vision but if you consider it, you might be surprised to find that there are a few righteous, intelligent people left in the world.

Back Side!!!

WELL, it's finally done. The Back House Productions web site is live and you're lookin' at it. It seemed like it took forever, didn't it? Well, here at the BHP, we deal in quality, not quantity.

WE'VE got all kinds of stuff in store for you freaks and tards. Everything from BHP-brewed games and movies to true-to-life computer software reviews. That's right, we are Jacks-of-all-Trades.

WHILE you're waiting in constant anticipation, you can play some of the Back House Games. The first, a tribute to one of our very own, is called The Forty Rule, and stars everyone's favorite party pal, Cank. The second game is called The Dragon Cooking Show, and stars the infamous duo of Prince Bobby & the Dragon. Both games were made by the BHP's own FlashMaster^TM, Mathis J. Power.

THERE will be more soon, so check back often. And, remember, "We're the good guys."